Revenge of the Top 5

1. Summer in Seattle

Also known as “the best weekend of the year”.

2. Emerald City Supporters

Seattle has definitely welcomed it’s newest sporting institution, the Seattle Sounders MLS team, with open arms and sold-out games, but no one has welcomed them with more cheering, singing, drinking, and tifo-making than the ECS. If you’re planning on checking out a home game, or a viewing party for an away game, you should think about joining up. The t-shirt and scarf alone are worth the $30 membership, and the camaraderie and spirit are nothing to laugh at either.

3. Oddfellows Cafe & Bar (1525 10th Ave.)

Located in the Oddfellows building across from Cal Anderson park, this wide-open, high ceilingedroom is meticulously decorated with a relentless eye for detail. From the aged photographs, the vintage fixtures, and even the retro-styled Boylans’ sodas and old-timey candy and gum at the counter, everything feels straight out of a turn-of-the-century general shop. Plus, the massive slices of paninibread toast (served with jam and butter for only $2.50) look mouth-watering.

4. Star Trek (J. J. Abrams, 2009)

 I don’t remember which Star Trek movie was the last one I saw, but I remember it sucked. Hard. It was a Next Generation spinoff that looked and felt like an overly long TV episode, with a slightly upgraded budget and a poorly thought out plot. I remember mocking it loudly in the mostly empty theater with my friends, and we were high school nerds, firmly in the target market for this type of movie. This new reboot takes everything that was wrong with the tired franchise and chucks it out entirely, starting from the very beginning of the original crew’s story, but with a more accessible, less fanboy-centric aesthetic. The people who had managed this property had run it into the ground, and it took an outsider to take it over, revamp it, and make it into something that new audiences could be excited about again. All this, and they managed to keep the hardcore fans (mostly) happy as well. As someone who was never more than a casual fan, and one who had lost interest years ago, this is a welcome return to form.

5. Turning 30 at the Cha Cha Lounge

A low key affair that somehow combined good friends, giant crabs, margaritas, pitchers of Stella Artois, broken glass, frightened hipsters, helium voices, and a trip to IHOP that felt like a scene from Twin Peaks. And that’s about all I have to say about that…

Son of the Top 5

1. Iron & Wine at Sonic Boom on 15th

I’ve never seen Iron & Wine before, and I’m not really sure if I can say that I’ve seen them now. The crowd that showed up for this free in-store performance at Sonic Boom’s tiny little shop on 15th Street in capitol Hill quickly filled up the available space, and proceeded to spill out onto the sidewalk for the duration of the 30 minute set. The thirty or forty people who couldn’t fit inside (myself included) stood on the street, craning our necks and hoping to catch a glimpse of Sam Beam through the windows, and over the heads of the rest of the crowd, as wisps of music drifted out of the front door, audible only when traffic had stopped. At one point, a man climbed up on his friend’s shoulders and yelled “I can see him! He’s got a beard!” drawing a chuckle from the rest of us. A little girl sitting on her Dad’s shoulders turned to him and yelled back “You’re weird!” All in all, it was worth it, just for the sheer random adventure of it all.

2. The Field: Yesterday & Today(Kompakt/Anti- 2009)

 Axel Willner’s second album as the Field is richer, deeper record built on an expanded palette. Where From Here We Go Sublime pushed the building blocks of pop micro-samples to it’s limit, Yesterday & Todayopens the horizons, incorporating processed vocals and live drumming on some tracks. This set of songs is just as rich and hypnotic as the acclaimed debut album, with John Stanier (of Battles) contributing some extra rhythmic heft in a couple places.

3. SkipScreen (Firefox extension)

For those of you who frequent the many anonymous file-sharing services available online today, such as RapidShare, MegaUpload, zShare, etc., this plugin is a real time saver. you know that annoying little clock that pops up before you’re allowed to actually click on the download link? the one that begs you to buy a membership tot he site? This extension skips it, or at the very least bypasses the additional confirmation that’s needed in order to begin the actual download. Now, why anyone would want to visit anonymous file-sharing sites I can’t begin to imagine….

4. King City 2by Brandon Graham (Image comics/Tokyopop)

As announced by the artist himself, King City 2 will finally be seeing release! The first King Citybook, a sci-fi spy epic that wraps a sweet and sad story into a world filled with aliens, cats used as weapons, zombie wars, and drugs that turn a users body into more drugs, was published by Tokyopop a couple years back, to mountains of critical acclaim and molehills of sales. The second book lingered in limbo for ages, with an uncertain future as Tokyopop slashed its roster and dropped titles left and right. But now Image will be reprinting the first book as a series of 6 monthly installments including new material, followed up by the debut of King City 2, in the same monthly format. This probably the most exciting comic book since Paul Pope’s THB, and that’s no small praise.

5. Bonkers! in 3-D at ReBar

So, honestly, the 3-D didn’t work all that well. The first 100 people in the door at Re-Bar this night were handed a pair of old-school red-and-blue foil 3-D glasses, to be worn during Looptid’s live visual presentation at 11pm. The red lens was a bit too dark, or maybe the projections weren’t bright enough, but somehow, the projected images of geometric abstractions and vintage softcore (censored by giant “Bonk!” text blocks) failed to leap off the screen. That’s OK, because the music leapt off the speakers in its place. Erictronic’s set combined techno, shuffle, 12-bar blues, and numerous other incongruous genres; Nerd Revolt’s live debut went without a hitch, rocking the dance floor with waves of slick sub-bass. Travis Baron and Dietrich Shoenemann kept the wheels of steel in effect the rest of the night.

We Gonna Party Like It’s the Top 5

1. Celebrating a welcome layoff

Did you ever have one of those days when your significant other carpools into work with you at 7:30am, only to get summarily laid off by a borderline insane employer at 9:00am? And you come home at 6:00pm to find that she, her sister, and their friend have already worked their way through two bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka? And within about an hour, there are several more people at her apartment and every drop of alcohol has been consumed and it sounds like a fantastic idea to walk up to Deluxe for their $5 burger special? And somewhere along the way some wine is thrown up on the sidewalk and $5 worth of bottled water is purchased from a corner market in order to meet their debit card minimum? Because I have no idea what that’s like.

2. Celebrating a new home and a birthday

Then there are those other days, when you get invited to a rooftop housewarming party on a 6-story condo in the center of Capitol Hill, and there’s a nearly 360° view of the Seattle area, including the Olympics, the Cascades, Mount Rainier, Cal Anderson park, the Space Needle, and any other notable landmark you could care to mention. Funny hats are worn, assorted meats are grilled, and multiple parties end up cross-contaminating each other and poaching each others beverages. And this is before the underage partiers start showing up and acting like jackasses, so you go inside and eat Guinness birthday cake.

3. Free Comic Book Day (Saturday, May 2nd)

I probably should have posted this last week, since anyone who doesn’t know about it has now missed it. But this yearly event is a great way to get non-comics readers into comics shops, out of curiosity if nothing else. It’s also a good way to check out some new comics that you might not take a chance on otherwise. Let’s face it, with comic book pamphlets clocking in at upwards of $3 a pop these days, free sounds awfully tempting.

4. Molly Moon’s on Capitol Hill (917 East Pine)

Ever since I moved from Canada twenty some-odd years ago, I’ve been missing one thing above all else, and that’s black licorice ice cream. I found it, once, at an ice cream shop at a mall in Eugene several years ago, but that one encounter was not enough to quench a two-decade urge. fortunately, Molly Moon’s has answered my prayers at last, with a salted black licorice ice cream. It’s not exactly what I was looking for, but it is a new take on my long-lost childhood favorite. Maybe I can convince them to make a tiger tail ice cream (orange and black licorice swirled), and really make my day.

5. Phonogram 2.2 (Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie)

Speaking of comic books, the second issue in Gillen & McKelvie’s seven part series, offering seven different music- and magic- infused takes on a single night in a London club, finally hits shelves. For those who missed the first series, Rue Britannia, Phonogram is essentially an extended metaphor that disguises musings on the cultural and personal significance of popular music as self-aware urban drama spiced with magic. I mean, really, why would you write a dry essay on the rise and fall of Britpop, when you could instead make it a keenly drawn comic book filled with sorcerous intrigue? The second series expands this conceit, exploring the subjective aspects of pop culture through the eyes of seven very different characters.

Return of The Top 5

1. The Return of Oscillate (Chop Suey, April 22nd)

I didn’t actually make it out to this event, but it’s return is quite welcome. The long running experimental electronic night is a much needed alternative to the prevalence of dance-oriented electronic music events in Seattle. I’ll definitely be paying attention to future line-ups at this monthly.

2. No Country For Old Men by Cormac McCarthy

The Coen Brothers movie was a fantastic, atypical thriller that helped expand the vocabulary of cinematic expense, while frustrating moviegoers expecting a straightforward resolution. It turns out the adaptation was incredibly faithful, thought there’s something about McCarthy’s sparse prose that accentuates the methodical amorality of Chigurgh. You never get inside his head, but you don’t need to, and you wouldn’t understand him any better if you did.

3. Korg DS-10 for Nintendo DS

What could possibly make the Nintendo DS, a portable video game system with innovative control elements like a touchscreen, microphone input, and dual displays, even better? How about a full-fledged modular synthesizer, drum machine, and step sequencer modeled on the Korg MS-10 hardware synth, all in one convenient cartridge? With plenty of memory for saving preset sounds and patterns, my Nintendo DS is now a secondary portable music studio.

4. Moth/Wolf Cub by Burial and Four Tet (Warp Records)

No artwork (well, black on black artwork, which might as well be no artwork). No previews online. No tracklisting. No advance copies. Two of the most unique producers around join forces for one super limited edition split vinyl release that sold out in no time at all. Yes, this is on my top 5 even though I haven;t seen or heard it. But I’m anxiously awaiting the appearance of the vinyl rip. Preferably in FLAC format…fingers crossed.

5. Food Lifeline

I spent a few hours here on Saturday, helping sort 2,500 pounds of frozen carrots into 3 pound baggies with a group of Virginia Tech alums. This non-profit turns 95% of it’s donations into food that it distributes to the needy and hungry of Western Washington on a daily basis, with the help of volunteer groups and donations from grocery stores and food producers. Last year they gave out 21 million pounds of food from a variety of sources. They have a letter carriers food drive coming up, and there are other ways individuals can help out.

The Top 5

1. My Tax Return

Bling bling, y’all.

2. Fell – Fermé Ferme

A new full length album from Seattle’s John McCaig (for these keeping track, he was the mastering engineer on the first two Miniature Airlines releases, and also hosted this site on PanicNow, back in the day). This album is filled with rich, unique sounds, including idiosyncratic processed drums and monophonic synthesis, and it’s soon to be available in lossless FLAC format, for the low low price of $8.99.

3. Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon

Thomas Pynchon’s next novel, the follow up to the sprawling 1,000+ page epic Against the Day, is a relatively sprightly 384 page detective novel. For those keeping track, that makes it his second shortest novel, just behind the brief Crying of Lot 49 and nowhere near the massive heft of Mason & Dixon or Gravity’s Rainbow. Of course, the brevity does not guarantee the new book will be straightforward; nothing Pynchon has ever written fits that description. Fans of literature both dense and delirious should note the date August 4th on their calendar, and be at their local bookstore for this release.

4. 214 live at Broken Disco (Chop Suey, April 17th)

At the latest installment of Seattle’s best electronic music night, the main dance floor was nearly empty early in the evening, with the sole exception being one young woman in flapper-esque clothing dancing in the center of the room as a handful of heads bobbed to the beat. How can this be you ask? The simple answer is that the real party was not on the main floor, but in the so-called make-out lounge, where Seattle-based prodcuer 214 was laying down some seriously intricate, yet still groove worthy music, somewhere in the no man’s land between IDM, electro, and minimal techno. And the kids who came out that night were eating it up, myself included.

5. Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban  by J.K. Rowling

Yes, I am only just now getting around to reading the Harry Potter books. And I have to say that this has been my favorite one so far. Maybe that has something to with the fact that I saw the first two movies before reading any of the books, or maybe it’s just that this book has the perfect balance of light whimsy and dark intrigue. I’m now on a deadline; I’m going to need to finish Books 4, 5 and 6 before the next movie hits theatres, as well a catch up on the other movies.

The Top 5

1. Doodle Jump (iPhone/iPod Touch game, Lima Sky)

The game industry is continually rushing forward, adding more pixels, more polygons, bigger levels, more interaction, higher framerates…But it’s addictive simplicity that makes the most classic games what they are. Doodle Jump has exactly two controls. Tilt your iPod to change the direction your character bounces, and tap the screen to shoot a pellet towards the top of the screen. It’s a continuous world of platforms and squiggly bacteria-like monsters drawn on lined paper that gets progressively more challenging, and constantly changes. Like Tetris, it takes seconds to understand, and stays challenging the longer you play. The cute, hand-drawn aesthetic adds to the charm, making it both accessible, and irresistible.

2. The Beatles Remasters (Capitol/EMI Records, 9/9/09)

This one has been coming a long time, and it’s interesting that it’s coming at the very end of the CD era, as many have noted. Will it sell? Will it matter? Will anyone still care, beyond the aging boomers and the first generation of post-60s kids who were raised on the legacy of the albums, at a distance? Is this a last minute cash-grab, rushed out so there was still a possibility of making some money by selling a physical artifact containing music? Will it be a victim of the loudness wars, overmastered into a brittle, bright, squarewave butcher job? News about the actual process is encouraging, but we shall see…

3. Yeah Yeah Yeahs: It’s Blitz (Interscope/DGC/Dress Up)

I’ve been lukewarm on this band for a while: some superb singles, and some lackluster filler. Their previous album, Show Your Bones, didn’t do much for me, so I sort of wrote them off. But It’s Blitz kicks off with a stunning dance-pop track, and doesn’t quit. Softshock in particular does it the right way, with driving electronics and a delicate synth line backing Karen O’s forceful delivery. It’s different than their previous, punkier material, with an added sheen that emphasizes their strengths.

4. La Jetée (Chris Marker, 1962)

This French short film, constructed almost entirely from still photographs and voiceover, was the inspiration for Terry Gilliam’s 12 Monkeys, one of my favorite sci-fi films. Gilliam grabbed most of the plot, fleshed it out an various ways, and changed some of the details, but kept the sense of doomed romance that makes this so compelling. La Jetée provides the thematic core of one of the smartest time travel movies around.

5. Rachel Maddow & Ana Marie Cox on Tea Bagging (The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC)

The only thing I laughed at while sick on Friday. Just watch it.

The Top 5

1. Gui Boratto: “Take My Breath Away” from Take My Breath Away (Kompakt, 2009)

http://www.kompakt.fm/releases/take_my_breath_away

As I mentioned in my year-end music list , I’m not a big fan of straight-ahead dance music (see the entry for Deadmau5: Random Album Title) . But sometimes, I hear something that grabs my ear, and this track is one of those occasions. The lead sound is lovely, just slightly dirty and drifting in and out of tune; the whole track rises and falls in a very human way. You can listen to this album on Kompakt’s website (linked above), in the player on the right hand side.

2. The Limits of Control trailer (Jim Jarmusch, Focus Features 2009)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/thelimitsofcontrol/

I have heard absolutely nothing about this film, but just ran across the trailer, and I think it’s my most anticipated movie of the year. Nothing Jim Jarmusch does s straight-forward, and this assassination thriller looks like no exception. This looks like it will be just as languid, deliberate, and perplexing as his other work, and I can’t help but see the parallels between the protagonist and the filmmaker, both exploring the limits of (self?) control and restraint.

3. Wasabi Grilled Cheese at Bleu Bistro: 202 Broadway E, Seattle WA

http://www.bleubistro.com/

I don’t think I can even count the number of times I’ve been told I should experience this. The reputation of the Wasabi Grilled Cheese sandwich is legendary, and yet, even though I’d been to the semi-secret offshoot of Bleu known as Chez Gaudy, I had never tried this until Tuesday. This sandwich certainly lives up to expectations. I paired mine with a Kentucky Handjob (Bourbon, Amaretto, and Sprite).

4. Volcano Coffee (Trader Joe’s)

This is what’s getting me out of bed in the morning. A Super Dark roast coffee from Trader Joe’s, grown on a mountain in Nicaragua. It comes as whole beans in a can, and when you open the foil seal, you can see the oil glistening on the beans. This stuff is rocket fuel coffee, but it’s also not overly bitter. My favorite!

5. Wil Wheaton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil_Wheaton

I saw him read for the second time this year at Emerald City ComiCon, and I have to say, I have a lot of respect for him. I don’t read his blog, or follow him on Twitter. I haven’t read any of his books, and I’m not a Star Trek obsessive. But every time I’ve seen him speak, he’s riveting, and totally engages his audience. He’s absolutely adored by his fans, but he never lets it seem like he’s above them. It’s a rare thing for a celebrity (even a relatively minor celebrity) to connect with their fans on their level, without condescending or pandering, and he pulls it off with aplomb. He’s smart and funny, and totally not a dick, which is good since his number one rule is, apparently, Don’t Be A Dick.