Bag of Dick’s
I present to you a completely unsolicited pitch for an advertising campaign for local Seattle burger joint Dick’s Drive Thru, a cultural institution despite lackluster hamburgers.
Scene: Broadway, Capitol Hill, mid day. Two young men dressed in current youth fashions are walking along the street.
Youth 1: Man, I sure am hungry. My stomach is killing me! I really wish I could get my hands on some cheap, greasy grub right about now, brah.
Youth 2: Well, why don’t you just go eat a bag of dicks?
Youth 1: Yo brah, that was uncalled for! I don’t get all harsh on your broke ass when you need some munchies, do I?
Youth 2: No brah, I mean a bag of tasty burgers and fries from Dick’s Drive Thru!
…And this is why I will never work in advertising.
